I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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