D3 body, D1 cock
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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