he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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