Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My cat gives me a boner
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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