dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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