I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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