I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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