OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am midnight drunk by noon
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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