I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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