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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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