We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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