what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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