id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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