You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
