Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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