i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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