Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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