You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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