Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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