No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
please don't ironically join a cult
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