I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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