Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You have to summon your inner elephant
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
