That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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