So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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