you would pick up someone in the library
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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