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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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