You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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