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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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