walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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