Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The Olympian is in my bed
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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