we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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