I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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