I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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