Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Be still, my beating vagina.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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