...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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