Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My cat gives me a boner
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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