no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
His nipple licking is glorious
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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