dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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