is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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