think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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