That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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