Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How external is "for external use only"?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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