I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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