i jhust puked up my retainher.
Can Purell be used as lube?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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