I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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