I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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