So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
