how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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