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(713): View more from Texas

You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

(925): View more from California

I'm not gay.

(713): View more from Texas

Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

(925): View more from California

If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

(713): View more from Texas

Its fine.

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(713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.

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(724): Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like. http://tfl.nu/trgq

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(229): View more from Georgia

this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

(1-229): View more from Georgia

You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(229): this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair. (1-229): You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture? http://tfl.nu/5k8s

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(917): View more from New York City

She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

(646): View more from New York

Lmao what?

(917): View more from New York City

It's a yes or no question.

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(917): She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms? (646): Lmao what? (917): It's a yes or no question. http://tfl.nu/ypn0

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical

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(973): Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical http://tfl.nu/uh4w

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(817): View more from Texas

you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.

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(817): you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit. http://tfl.nu/6hvl

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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(507): Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES. http://tfl.nu/ydba

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...

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(651): Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying... http://tfl.nu/qpg3

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(330): View more from Ohio

Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?

(614): View more from Ohio

I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?

(330): View more from Ohio

I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.

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(330): Want me to give your number to an army recruiter? (614): I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist? (330): I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us. http://tfl.nu/ti2n

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(732): View more from New Jersey

FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY

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(732): FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY http://tfl.nu/r4u9

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha

(1-314): View more from Missouri

No.

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(314): I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha (1-314): No. http://tfl.nu/xsjk

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(224): View more from Illinois

hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.

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(224): hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died (774): Thanks for the flashbacks you prick. http://tfl.nu/r1xq

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(323): View more from California

Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?

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(323): Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing? http://tfl.nu/7p41

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(858): View more from California

He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone

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(858): He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone http://tfl.nu/52cs

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(773): View more from Illinois

she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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(773): she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho. http://tfl.nu/fmz4

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