Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (912): View more from Georgia

  I swear god or herbie drove my car home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (912): I swear god or herbie drove my car home http://tfl.nu/eanl
  Replies (34) Good night (5183) Bad night (1129)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students http://tfl.nu/zxwh
  Replies (8) Good night (4445) Bad night (1058)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning http://tfl.nu/4o81
  Replies (14) Good night (6207) Bad night (851)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids http://tfl.nu/b5v5
  Replies (25) Good night (10446) Bad night (1645)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry. http://tfl.nu/kkr1
  Replies (7) Good night (3143) Bad night (1410)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard. http://tfl.nu/f3jg
  Replies (3) Good night (2853) Bad night (875)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie. http://tfl.nu/il2e
  Replies (15) Good night (4129) Bad night (1580)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.

  (1-630): View more from Illinois

  I don't even want to know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican. (1-630): I don't even want to know http://tfl.nu/s13d
  Replies (3) Good night (1306) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom. http://tfl.nu/lin9
  Replies (4) Good night (585) Bad night (1787)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me. http://tfl.nu/bct9
  Replies (4) Good night (1302) Bad night (517)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next http://tfl.nu/mqm0
  Replies (1) Good night (563) Bad night (1031)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover. http://tfl.nu/181u
  Replies (17) Good night (1704) Bad night (828)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro http://tfl.nu/3g5k
  Replies (5) Good night (1291) Bad night (474)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles. http://tfl.nu/pkda
  Replies (1) Good night (876) Bad night (687)
• Favorite

  (731): View more from Tennessee

  The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (731): The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar. http://tfl.nu/5po8
  Replies (2) Good night (381) Bad night (316)

Randomize