I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS