think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.