think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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