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  Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.

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• (415): View more from California

  so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...

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