I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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