He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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