I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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