if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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