the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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