And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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