I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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