If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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