i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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