New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There r osticjed everywhere
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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