they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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